Phone conversation:
Me: So we haven’t spoken at all after your marriage. Howz it been?
Ms. Sug: Good good, I’ve been wanting to thank you for the perfume you got for me.
Me: Huh, glad you liked it.
Ms. Sug: Liked it? Tell you what, the day I had to leave home with nothing but 4 pairs of clothes, I made a quick grab for the perfume too.
Me: What?
Ms. Sug: Yeah, and everyone in the groom’s party were like, you brought a perfume with you, hah?
Me: That’s touching! You really did that.
Ms.Sug: Yah, and now that everything’s settled and calm, one of my aunt’s wants it. And I told her anything else except this.
Me (sniff!): God.
Ms.Sug: What?
Me: How I wish I hadn’t bought Elizabeth Taylor just because it was on sale…
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