One hundred again.

25 06 2008

I’m a blog, 100 posts old. An uncompromising, sometimes radical, often ranting, supposedly satirical, barely humorous, BLOG. Born out of the deepest desires to do something useful and, many things useless, a getaway, a place of solace, a test of sanity, bearing the burden of the unexplainable. The writer likes to make people laugh, he has made people cry too, and some have literally wept over his laziness and oversight of poor choice of words, punctuation; grammar, shpelling mishteks and topics, like this one.

He thought he made people laugh, little did he know, they laughed at his inability to be funny. They thought he made people cry; little did they know, he cried with them. Some thought he scared them, that was his worst fear, worst fears do come true and you live through them, somehow.

Joy and Sorrow, sadness and laughter, tears of either kind. Words queuing up, tripping over, long and short sentences, good and bad paragraphs, as random as tears of either kind in a lifetime. Sometimes making sense, other times making sense only to the writer, rarely saying something, while indicating something else.

There have been metaphors and smilies used, without knowing the proper distinction or caring about them. This is my personal diary. Metaphor.
This is like a spiritual diary. Bad Simile.
Worser example.

See.

I’m as clueless about the readers as I’m about the writer. A recently written film review generated 174 page views a single day, none commented. Readers come in randomly from all over the world, the power of the internet rather than the skill (if any) of the writer. Hardly a purposeful blog, but in the hope, a skill is being developed. A log of interesting things happening in the world, happening in the writer’s life and sometimes in his heart.

Past, present, future and, stark reality. This moment. A part of the present that’s finished before you have seen it, or known it. You have just lived it, and it’s over. There, it went by again. And you are still looking at me, it won’t be long before you close this page.

The unpredictability and the stuff being written about it. Sometimes direction less, sometimes too complicated to reveal the direction, most of the times, lost in translation from the idea to the keyboard.

In spite of this, THANK YOU. I wouldn’t have existed if it weren’t for you. And for the writer’s friends and their families. And some really special people who do check it out regularly.

In the next post however, I won’t be a blog that is 100 posts old. I’ll be a blogger, 26 years young, who thinks he wants to be a writer. One who writes with mediocrity because of the need, rather than one who wrote with the same mediocrity, but was once inspired.





Cutest moment of the day, no, year, no, this lifetime.

17 06 2008

Phone conversation:

Me: So we haven’t spoken at all after your marriage. Howz it been?
Ms. Sug: Good good, I’ve been wanting to thank you for the perfume you got for me.

Me: Huh, glad you liked it.
Ms. Sug: Liked it? Tell you what, the day I had to leave home with nothing but 4 pairs of clothes, I made a quick grab for the perfume too.

Me: What?
Ms. Sug: Yeah, and everyone in the groom’s party were like, you brought a perfume with you, hah?

Me: That’s touching! You really did that.
Ms.Sug: Yah, and now that everything’s settled and calm, one of my aunt’s wants it. And I told her anything else except this.

Me (sniff!): God.
Ms.Sug: What?

Me: How I wish I hadn’t bought Elizabeth Taylor just because it was on sale…





Mere landlord ko gussa kyun aata hai?

24 03 2008

Kyon ki..Holi hai!!!!!!!!

Mar 22 2008





Enid Blyton’s Famous five with an Indian head

22 03 2008

Remember Famous five? Read on…

TimesOfIndia reports:

Sixty six years after British author Enid Blyton unveiled her Famous Five series before adoring children the world over, the fictional adventurers have been updated for a new generation and with a new leader - Jo , an Anglo-Indian.

In the new version, Jo - short for Jyoti - is the team leader. She is the daughter of George , short for Georgina Kirrin , the tomboy of the original series.

I’ve had immense fascination for these novels as a kid, a story with siblings, cousins -all children, with a pet dog out an adventure. Universal appeal. I still remember our own gang - myself, Bharath, TVK Prasad, his brother Santosh, their dog trying to recruit members for our own club.  We even had an inauguration party and a story that I wrote for enactment in skit that never happened, the story eventually got published in Tinkle holiday digest.

sigh! First paycheck of 105 Rs/- in 1996.

Enid Blyton on wikipedia.





Nostalgia revisited

12 02 2008

So while I was planning my trip and trying to organize it myself by depending on the online booking feature of Indian Railways, which I kind of felt would definitely have something for internet users planning their schedule. I googled for Indian railways, and found www.indianrail.gov.in , for sure not a familiar site. But after an eternity(actually 3 solid minutes) when the page finally loaded (advertisements first, matter next). I clicked on online reservations and it took me to an external site, which was a tad faster (2 minutes) and I wanted to get started with registering myself as a user, but something clicked and it wasn’t my mouse, it was the name of the website.

www.IRCTC.co.in, it sure was familiar, YES. LOTSA JUNK MAIL in my oooooooooold inbox. I logged in to my old mailbox and flushed out a registered username and password from 2002. That’s right, I remember seeing the irctc website on news and clever me created a username and password in the November of 2002. I always knew I was ahead of my time :) , finally started making a purchase, from what I saw earlier today, purchases can be made only during specific hrs according to IST( I wonder why?), that translates to nightish-owly hours for me. Perfect. Indian railways helps five billion passengers annually, so I”m guessing there are thousands of users trying to get thru its meagre bandwidth somehow, buying tickets or checking status or checking timings.

Finally payment time and I could see a lot of unfamiliar options. Citi PG cards, Bank of Baroda, Bank of Maharashtra (they serve North and South Indians!!!, Thackeray saab, don’t u know it yet? Go break windows of a poor taxi driver around you). And finally, one familiar option, AMERICAN EXPRESS. Funny, it’s the most unpopular card with every business here in US (some costlier surcharge issue to the merchant). And it worked. Perfect.

Funny things about the site itself though. Slow. Station codes are slow to find on the pop-up. Can you believe it? Chennai is MAS, Bhimavaram town is BVRT, Kakinada town is CCT and Secunderabad is SC. The codes are NOT uniform! I wish I could write a site review, but an expert has already done it. Amit Agarwal, otherwise known as India’s best tech blogger has it here. And he sums it up in this statement:

” Pop-ups, frames, blinking text, tables with big borders, scrolling text - which are a big no-no in modern web design - can all be located on the Railways homepage. ” 2005

Of course, some changes have since been made.

Like most of you, I Love train journeys. Maybe, I’ve mentioned it more than often, but I was pleasantly surprised to get a Christmas gift a few months back (2007). A toy from Shanth. Thomas and friends and two attached bogies which chugs like a train and runs on a AA battery. For a few days, kodsi and Chandra were desperate to test its Horse Power (maybe micro HP?) Results, well might be available soon.