Top 13 cooking sins

Henceforth it be known, to all current and future room mates/flat mates (guests pardoned by default, pardon can be revoked the second time you are a guest), or anyone who happens to be in the kitchen at the wrong time (means I’m  around).
Assumptions/facts -

Everyone who can eat can cook (something).
Everyone who can cook must eat [...]

YSR’s chopper goes missing

Update -
Tragedy strikes. YSR killed in a helicopter crash. While most probably the finance minister, K Rosaiah or another congress leader of similar seniority will take charge, it would be good, if the central government can ensure the safety of the common man in the city while ‘congress workers’ and other followers are prone to [...]