Diploma in Shoe flinging

Press report:

Browsekid Institute of Unfine Arts.

With the latest advances in the science of shoe flinging across the globe, we are pleased to announce a new diploma program that is open to domestic and foreign students of all races, gender and age.Our introductory brochure will give you more details about the program.

History:

Shoe flinging has traditionally  been an Asian concept, where you are taught that your own foot is the dirtiest part of your body and since a shoe or other footwear covers it, it’s the lowliest form of god’s creation. In India,  ‘jhoothe leke maroonga, saale’ (Hindi), or ‘cheppu ichkoni kod-tha’(Telugu) are part of the thesauri of swear words that mean essentially a threat to dishonor someone for the rest of their lives by hitting them with footwear, and such vernacular was more often heard in between relatives who held a grudge against the division of property of their in-laws etc, but seemingly fought over trivial issues without openly ackonwledging the actual cause of the quarrel.

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