IQ rating – The B-SCale

On certain days, Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to look at someone in the eye and say to them – is your IQ 20? Well, I certainly can’t do that. Can I? What I can do is give them a rating on MY scale, that way, all disagreements will be promptly disagreed with. And while the following piece is quite informative and educational, I cannot confirm its yentertainment valyu.

(Starts with retarded and brain damaged beyond repair people, and goes better as the score increases)
IQ 10  – Al Qaeda, Shoe and flip flop bombers, LeT, LTTE, Abhinav Bharat, KKK, Hitler, school shooters and the likes. Wait – also include ‘non-state actors’.

IQ 30 – Ram Sene, Shiv Sena, zealous clerics and priests, opponents to equality of rights, porn addicts, casteists, bigots, racists, the girls who wouldn’t go out with me, politicians and neighbor in 1337 Windsor, Alabama.

IQ 50 – Rediff commenters, the girls who wanted to go out with me (now now, you fare better than 30, don’t complain), some movie makers (Telugu, Tamil, Marathi etc,), some daily soaps makers, actually kdaily ksoap kmakkers, cult followers, pyramid marketers, protesters against selected offensive material. Most online petitioners, hoping online petitions work. Wall Street execs (some of them I guess), auto industry execs. Shobha De. Movie reviewers for regional languages (read: Idlebrain or greatandhra – wait, I should put them in the 30 range. No?)

IQ 70 – Blog writer (as in me)

IQ 80 – Blog reader (as in you, duh!)

Normal (Comparable to knowledge equivalence of math proficiency of children aged 13 in cultures needing ‘protection’, or 19 in cultures not needing protection from foreign influences. Also reversible, sex edu knowledge of children aged 10 in cultures not needing ‘protection’ comparable to sex edu knowledge of  young children aged 22-25 in cultures needing protection from Valentine’s day and such).

Note 1: If you can’t  understand the line above, it means it’s over your threshold. You’ve just tried to process information your sweet little brain could not handle

Note 2: It’s an insult for you to be above this text on the IQ scale!

Note 3: All important Notes end at  – Note 2.

Note 4: I’m loving notes.

Note 5: Wait, I think I forgot what I was writing above the notes. How do I scroll up? Help!

IQ 100 – me, I figured out the problem in Note 5. Hit arrow on the keyboard pointing up.

Geniuses (all below)

IQ 120 – Obama-biden and team (hopefully).

IQ 140 – Comedians  – Russell Peters, Bill Maher, Tony Ferguson, David Letterman, Ellen DeGeneress. Creators of F.r.i.e.n.d.s.

IQ 160 – Chacha Chaudary (his brain works faster than a computer, remember?), Actors – Kamal Hasan, S V Ranga Rao, Will Smith, Meryl Streep, Robert DeNiro. Writers- Agatha Christie, RK Laxman, John Grisham, Khaled Hosseini, Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Others – Amit Varma, Vir Sanghvi, James Randi, Spielberg (assuming an impostor made Indiana Jones 4), Jandhyala, K Vishwanath, Adriana Lima (not really, but in case she happens to read this blog and wants to meet the writer!).

IQ 180 – Einstein, Charlie Chaplin, Mozart, Beethoven, Darwin, Charles Babbage and team, Steve Jobs and team, Linux creators, Facebook founder, E-bay founder, the first guy on earth who discovered sex (not the synonym of gender), and commentors of this blog post (call it even?).

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Note 7: Comments welcome below.

Note 8: The notes end above this.

IQ 200 – yet to be discovered

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