Psst is a whisper as soft as a flower petal falling on earth, shout is anything from a warning to a sudden catastrophic news, be prepared, go on, show your mimicry skills by whispering and shouting the text below alternatively.
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psst: The bible freaking said, be ye AS little children.
Shout: Don’t freaking BE little children.
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Psst: My targeting skills are so bad right now, I can’t even click a link properly with my mouse.
Shout: I’m practising archeryyy.
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psst: It’s February.
Shout: It’s a freaking 72 out here.
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psst: All northies and southies vacate Mumbai.
Shout: Then there’s NO Mumbai.
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psst: All northies and southies vacate Mumbai.
shout: All Mumbaikars will now be named as Mumbai-rays. Why? Thackeray doesn’t have a ‘kar’ in the name.
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psst: I bet you know about MNS.
Shout: Mumbai’s nonsensical sena!
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psst: MNS’s motto? Say no to MNS!
Shout: Say no to Mumbai’s Northies and Southies!
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psst: Shivaji Bhosla (other wise known as Shivaji the great, who tormented Mughals from Western Ghats) did in fact dream of a Hindu empire.
Shout: But he was not a bigot. See page 28 of Andrew Ward’s – Our bones are scattered.
Scream: “DURING HIS [Shivaji Bhosla's] CAMPAIGNS, HE FORBADE SOLDIERS TO DESTROY MOSQUES OR KILL MOSLEM ASCETICS, TO WHOM HE TURNED FOR SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE. IF ONE OF HIS SOLDIER’S STOLE A COPY OF THE KORAN, HE TOOK PAINS TO RETURN IT TO THE LOCAL SCRIBES AND TEACHERS.” page 28, Our bones are scattered.
psst: You know now, who the bigots are.
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psst: All Northies and Southies vacate Mumbai.
Shout: Let the Thackeray family ruin the rest of what will be left. So you can go and help build it again from scratch with the remaining Marathi speaking Indians in Mumbai.
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Psst: Thackeray’s trace their genealogy to Chandraseniya Kayastha Prabhu family that is supposed to originate from Yama’s helper – Chitragupta (Courtesy wikipedia)
Shout: SOMEONE UP THERE, is keeping the records of all the actions of the Thackeray family!! And it’s the same lineage. Ironical.
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Psst: Chandraseniya Kayastha Prabhu (CKP) is, according to wikipedia, originally from Mohenjo-Daro and Harappa (Now in Pakistan), and later from around Chenab river in Kashmir.
Shout: Ironical. The CKP lineage is from Kashmir. Hence probably the aversion to Muslims.
Scream: PEOPLE IN CKP LINEAGE TOO, ARE MIGRANTS. FROM WHAT IS NOW, PAKISTAN. Can I please ask you to go back??
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Psst: Readers, don’t you get it?
Shout: As they say, home is where the heart is. In INDIA, I’ll live wherever I want to. Mumbai to Madras, Bombay to Chennai. Kashmir to Kanyakumari. If not for emotional reasons, as long as I have an Indian passport, I can live wherever I want to. I’ll grab a job, irrespective of where I live, because I have to LIVE but not to starve a Maratha, if you cannot get a job, you are probably not good enough for it. For all the million Northies and Southies grabbing jobs in Maharashtra, there are a million Maharashtrians grabbing jobs in the North and South of United India.
Scream: And to live that way, Maharastrians and other Indians in general, CHOOSE your leaders wisely.
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Screaming on the rooftop of solitude.
It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me
is true.
I want to know if you can
disappoint another
to be true to yourself.
If you can bear the accusation of betrayal
and not betray your own soul.
If you can be faithless
and therefore trustworthy.
———————————-Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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