A few answers that cross my mind for questions asked at a WRONG time. Do not intend to hurt / demean any entity. Humorous people proceed below. Others press ctrl+w on your keyboard.
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Idiotic guy on road: Hey you! Hey you! Welcome to America. Where are you from?
Smart Alec: Birmingham, Alabama (in reality, East / West Godavari, India). Where are YOU from?
IG: Me?? I’m American. How long have you been here?
SA: 4.5 (eff’in) years. How long have you been in Birmingham?
IG: um…2 years.
SA: Well, welcome to Birmingham.
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Idiotic guy2 on road: Amigo, English?
Smart Alec: Why?
IG2: I need a dollar.
Smart Alec: Para Español
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Educated idiotic guy1: So how does caste system work in your country?
Smart Alec: It doesn’t.
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Educated idiotic guy2: Is it true that untouchability still exists in your society?
Smart Alec: Back off 3 feet, lower your gaze Add a ‘Master’ to the sentence and repeat the question in a pleading tone.
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