Aishwarya’s Birthday. SO?

1 11 2007

34 reasons why you should not celebrate Aishwarya Rai’s Birthday

1. It’s not going to feed you
2. It’s not going to improve your financial situation either
3. If you have a bunch of friends celebrating it, then it’s time you changed your friend’s circle.
4. She is extremely famous and married. So if you had any dreams, forget it.
5. 34 year old women are - 34 years old. If you are a teenager or a young guy, it’s high time you touch ground and look for a girl around you.
6. She’s not the most beatiful woman in the world - accept it. You can never know who the most beautiful woman is anyway. The one who is - gave birth to you. Celebrate her birthday instead.
7. She has enough money to celebrate her birthday in whatever way she chooses, she doesn’t need any financial, emotional or physical help. Wishes are good enough, from your heart. No need to prove anything.
8. Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka and Kerala were formed on this day. It’s also the world vegan day. - They are far more important than Aishwarya Rai.
9. She’s a terrible actress (personal opinion, unwilling to change in the near future)
10. If you still want to celebrate it go ahead, if you are looking for 24 more reasons - you need help. Contact a doctor immediately.

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I’ve nothing against Ash, just that the concept of ‘fans’ is pathetic and even though Ash’s fand are in a way better than telugu flimdom’s hero’s fans. I take this as an opportunity to express my frustration against fans of celebrities in general……


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8 responses to “Aishwarya’s Birthday. SO?”

1 11 2007
smita (13:24:49) :

i have far more imp things to do (eg, celebrate hrithik roshan’s bday on jan 10th)…..good post:D :D

2 11 2007
Appu (13:36:10) :

Ohhh so Ash’s bday was on Nov 1st ….

5 11 2007
srikanth bhupatiraju (11:05:24) :

aray bhai uske peeche kyo padaa,n one more thing aishwarya is the beautifui women n will be the beauitiful women of the universe……..

7 11 2007
Kav (10:50:17) :

Yup, people really need to get over her!!! PATHETIC ACTRESS!!!!

7 11 2007
Ska (22:44:27) :

Oh Pa-lease, like no 8 applies to any of the rest.

And yeah she’s beautiful, no Q abt that. Why don’t we take notice of her dancing skills? Why always judge her acting?

I don’t support celebrating her b’day, don’t just criticize her.

8 11 2007
Sidhu (13:44:06) :

Why don’t we take notice of her dancing skills? Why always judge her acting?

Because she’s not on a stage dancing, she’s on the screen trying to act.

I don’t support celebrating her b’day, don’t just criticize her.

then what? Worship her?

9 11 2007
Ska (11:07:50) :

Aishwarya Rai is a model first. She chose acting just for more fame & money. For a female lead looking beautiful and good dancing abilities are more than enough.

I’m not answering ur second Q. It don’t make no sense just like the article itself. Who’s celebrating her b’day anyway?

9 11 2007
Sidhu (11:19:26) :

For a female lead looking beautiful and good dancing abilities are more than enough.

Tell that to Shabana Azmi, Nandita das, Chitrangada Singh and a thousand other better actresses, just for info Chitrangada looks much much better than Ash. And as long as viewers think like u do, there will be a 1000 Hindi,telugu,tamil movies out of which 990 are totaly worthless

I’m not answering ur second Q. It don’t make no sense just like the article itself. Who’s celebrating her b’day anyway?

I wasn’t jut criticizing her, u r the one ‘just’ criticizing my satirical artice :)

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