Science - such fun

24 11 2007

They often illustrate their concerns about what the theory means with mind-boggling experiments, notably Schrodinger’s cat in which, thanks to a fancy experimental set up, the moggy is both alive and dead until someone decides to look, when it either carries on living, or dies. That is, by one interpretation (by another, the universe splits into two, one with a live cat and one with a dead one.) Link here

Just by observing and measuring things, we reduce the life cycle of the universe…anyway my analogy..


notably Sidhu’s pet project in which, thanks to a fancy experimental set up, the project is both complete and incomplete until someone decides to look, when it either is complete, or remains incomplete. That is, by one interpretation (by another, the universe splits into two, one with a completed and one with an incomplete one.)

Combine this with travel between the two universe’s paths and ala re! you will never be in trouble…..think abt the possibilites!





Tapi Mestri

19 11 2007

I started day dreaming in the meeting…….

Of course, you are reading this post, because you googled for Tapi Mestri (Or thapi, or Mesthry, or Mesthree), or otherwise you happen to know me personally and don’t have anything better to look at today :) .

Tapi Mestri is the Telugu word (and from what I hear, also the same in Tamil and possibly Kannada) for a mason with a trowel (Tapi - Trowel, Mestri - worker). Most of you might find what you need if you are looking for ‘Muta Mestri’, one of the most vulgar Telugu movies to have been made, which is by default a ‘big hit’.

Anyway, watching a team of workers under the guidance of a tapi mestry was a sight to behold. The slow mixing of cement, sand and water in an orderly way, making a small pit in a heap of cement dust, pouring some water and then slowly adding cement and sand into the water and finally getting a slush of cement mix that would soon be used as the holding strength between bricks already being piled into a wall. I don’t remember seeing my house being built, I was too small then, I do remember when the compound wall was upgraded, when the parapet wall around the terrace was aesthetically modified with metal railing pieces serving as a design, I also remember the gate ramps being rebuilt, running from the gate on to the tar road in front of the house for beautiful kolams (or Rangoli) to be added during festival times, then finally, I remember uprooting a few trees in the front yard for building two concerete rooms for “shops”, beautiful trees were uprooted, trees that had localized names - “china Jam” - a miniature-guava bearing tree that just tasted AWESOME, a papaya tree, few marigold plants, parijatha or the night queen - whose fragrant smell filled the night air and early mornings were spent trying to sit under the tree at a spot where dew enveloped white flowers with an orange stalk would start falling off the tree by themselves - all trees uprooted to make way for “shops” to be given away for rent to small time businesses. As suggested by a “Vaastu” expert, some weight had to be added to the north west corner of the house. I had suggested in a fit of anger - burying the vastu expert who ruined my idea of a perfect home, and received horrified reactions to my momentarily angry words - that I almost immediately regretted. I was rash.

The team of Mestris made into the front yard and changes occurred, once all the plants and shrubs were cleared, it looked dry, arid and sad. I could walk out early morning and look only towards the right where there were a coconut tree, a mango tree, rose plants - white and pink, another plant that was the only one which changed colours in winter and had velvety soft leaves and some crotons. Soon the cleared area had deep holes dug in for the pillars and in less than two months there were two concrete rooms in place of a beautiful garden that once stood.

In the team of Mestris was a young kid, 12-14 year old boy, who would play with me after I returned from school. I had read about child labor and strangely I was happy he was getting some work, he looked happy, he had food when he worked and made some money for his family members, I knew he would not be able to get education and improve his status, I seriously didn’t think he had that option anyway, but I did ask him if he wanted any books and he said anything with lots of pictures. I remember giving him a few magazines. Such memories, and here I am in the middle of a meeting. Doctors are funny, they had the opportunity to read a technical document created over 6 month of requirement gathering, 6 months to gather requirements, 2 months to do the work, out of which December is full of holidays. Sigh!

Finally, what I would call Web Parts in .Net  were christened “bricks” by the lead scientist of the project. Then began my day dreaming, as they decided whether two months were too long for this work. I wanted to tell them 6 months for requirements are. But this is software engineering anyway, this is also project management. There I sat day dreaming again, when a collection of features offered by web parts were christened “bucket”.





17 Years ago

14 11 2007

Atomic Energy Central School -3, Hyderabad, India.

Standard 3, Section G,

Academic year: 1990-1991

Class teacher: Smt. P. Vasanthi

Subject: Science

Atomic Energy Central School 3,1990-91

Click on the pic to enlarge.

All people marked with an * are in touch (or can be contacted by e-mail or social networking)

Standing first Row, from left:

M. Praveen
Rajnikanth Chary
Kiran Varma*
K. Praveen
Krathi kumar*
Shyam Sunder*
B. Sreekanth*
Arun Kumar
A.S Chakravarthy*
D. VIjay
ME_ME_ME (THAT IS MEEEE!)
B. Chaitanya
Samuel

Standing second row, from left:

G.U.L.P. Kumar
Venkat Reddy
K. Vijay
P.Vishwanath
M.A Sayed
Venkata Ramana*
Krishnendu*
Sasi Kanth (expired - 1999)
Amit Kumar*
Mazher Khan (expired - 1995)
Vinay

Sitting first row, from left:

***** Don’t know
Avanthi*
*****Don’t know
Jyothsna (expired - 2000)
Swanpa Reddy
M. Swapna
Mehrunissa
M. Shailaja
Pavitra
S. Swapna
Savitha*
Sirisha*

sitting bottom row, from left:

K. Sailaja
Soujanya* [Pic courtesy to this girl]
Lalitha
Sabitha
Kranthi





Mein Zindagi ka saath nibhata chala gaya

10 11 2007

What an excellent complilation…….

And a warning of course, Smoking is injurious to health, your’s and other’s too.

Lyrics are here





Flash news on facebook. Cure for AIDS?

8 11 2007

 

Funny news on facebook

 

A cure for AIDS and it breaks out on facebook, that too on a local network with a few hundred people. Heh heh. Babubhai Thakkar …”regsitered” author on Amazon.com.

Right, I’m a registered joker on Santabanta.com and am writing a book on Yeti.





Britain’s absurd laws that are now obsolete

8 11 2007

More news here

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of parliament (27%).

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (7%).

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

……………………..

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5%).

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%).

Well, that got me interested, there sure must be laws in India that are NOT Obsolete yet. Just a sample,IPC 377 - “sex against the order of the nature” is illegal and is an important harassment tool for cops. Section 498a that doubles up as a joke for all men waiting to be married, men had to form support groups and those whose stories are heard don’t treat this law as a joke anymore.





The fuhrer Musharraf

6 11 2007

Musharraf Hitler

 

 

 

Things seem pretty bad in Pakistan, still Musharraf clings on to power. U.S. and England just glad they have someone who proclaims total support for them and promises stringent action against people who are against U.S. and U.k. interests in Afghanistan and adjoining areas. Musharraf in his desperate hope, acts like a dictator taking political prisoners, imposing ban on free speech and media, tormenting judiciary and clashing with lawyers who are the first to proclaim mass resistance. Musharraf will probably emerge successful in this re-enactment of dictatorial behavior, after all he has the experience of managing a situation of sorts since the past 8 years. However, in case Musharraf fails, there are few options for Pakistan and fewer safe ones.

 

The forerunners for the post of the CEO of Pakistan (post-Musharraf):

Benazir Bhutto

Imran Khan

Nawaz Sharif

Taliban

Another military general

…more than one of these in a power sharing deal.

 

Democracy is a little far off reality, CNN reports indicate growing Taliban strength in the tribal areas far from the capital, I seriously doubt if they can really storm into Islamabad or Karachi or Lahore. However, whoever comes to power at the federal level has a tough battle against extremists in the tribal areas. Musharraf has too many enemies, political, religious, judicial and every other type. No longer can be called a common man’s leader, yet is holding on, how strong? Time will say.

 

Till then prayers and wishes for the suffering civilians of Pakistan.

 





High on something

2 11 2007

All this while I thought politicians were high on the intoxication of absolute power, proven Wrong!! They have access to other things too…

Rediff reports here

A complaint against senior Bharatiya Janata Party leader Jaswant Singh and nine other party leaders, including some Rajasthan ministers, has been filed….

It was alleged that Singh welcomed the guests by offering them opium diluted in water, a charge denied by him

Of course, how else do you explain how our government runs our country…..

high on hashish, hic. shteady!





Aishwarya’s Birthday. SO?

1 11 2007

34 reasons why you should not celebrate Aishwarya Rai’s Birthday

1. It’s not going to feed you
2. It’s not going to improve your financial situation either
3. If you have a bunch of friends celebrating it, then it’s time you changed your friend’s circle.
4. She is extremely famous and married. So if you had any dreams, forget it.
5. 34 year old women are - 34 years old. If you are a teenager or a young guy, it’s high time you touch ground and look for a girl around you.
6. She’s not the most beatiful woman in the world - accept it. You can never know who the most beautiful woman is anyway. The one who is - gave birth to you. Celebrate her birthday instead.
7. She has enough money to celebrate her birthday in whatever way she chooses, she doesn’t need any financial, emotional or physical help. Wishes are good enough, from your heart. No need to prove anything.
8. Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka and Kerala were formed on this day. It’s also the world vegan day. - They are far more important than Aishwarya Rai.
9. She’s a terrible actress (personal opinion, unwilling to change in the near future)
10. If you still want to celebrate it go ahead, if you are looking for 24 more reasons - you need help. Contact a doctor immediately.

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I’ve nothing against Ash, just that the concept of ‘fans’ is pathetic and even though Ash’s fand are in a way better than telugu flimdom’s hero’s fans. I take this as an opportunity to express my frustration against fans of celebrities in general……





Monkey baby-sits 24-day-old child

1 11 2007

err…Jai Hanuman??

from specials.rediff.com